fuckyeahshezza:

actuallygrey:

love-your-suit:

punkrockmomjeans:

sizvideos:

Video

No human! NO! UNHAND ME! I SAID UNHA—ugghhhh, fine. Thanks, btw.

Oh, look, Arleen.

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR YEARS

Oh, oh my god. Its little face. Its little face when she’s lifting him up.

(Reblogged from thetomboywithheadphones)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
(Reblogged from thetomboywithheadphones)

moviemeatloaf:

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

Grover bits were always the best.

(Source: gameraboy)

(Reblogged from that-one-kid-with-that-one-url)

snoopxblog:

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

moment of silence for straight girls

(Source: )

(Reblogged from the-church-of-saint-aubergine)

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

(Reblogged from frattysofia)

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

image

spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

(Reblogged from parkingstrange)

thebacksideofthewall:

I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.

(Source: monodoh)

(Reblogged from birdschoolforbirds)

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

(Reblogged from ktluvshockey)
flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

(Source: niallers-angel)

(Reblogged from birdschoolforbirds)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

(Source: urbancatfitters)

(Reblogged from shouldnt)